Shit Black people just can't do, say, and/or act like.

May 21, 2012

white teen with her lil'sis:	"Aw, sister day out"
black teen with her lil'sis:	"OMG she gota baby so young?"
White teenage mother:	"mistakes happen"
Black teenage mother:	"thats so sad" "her father wasn't in her life" "welfare queen" (Black people reaction) "Thats a damn shame she gotta baby" "dumb bitch"
White graffiti artist:	art
Black graffiti artist:	vandalism
White people with locs/dreads:	"OMG you're sucha rebel" "your dreads are so hawt"
Black people with locs/dreads:	unprofessional
White girl wearing short shorts:	no big deal its summertime
Black girl with short shorts:	"she has no respect for herself" (Black people reaction)"she's bringing our race down"
White men sagging:	"Swag" "thats just the style"
Black men sagging:	gangsta, thug, "he looks suspicious"
The vast majority of drug users?:	White people
The vast majority of people incarcerated for drugs?:	Black
White people:	no stop and search
Black people:	"he looks suspicious"
White with a hoodie:	"its cold out" "thats the new style"
Black with a hoodie:	"he looks suspicious" "he's dangerous and might have some skittles and iced tea"
Whites rapping about money, cars, etc:	"this is sooo dope" "swag" "Mac Miller is BEAST!"
Black rapping about money, cars, etc:	"this is music?"
White in the Ivy League:	Congratz!!
Black in the Ivy League:	"sport scholarship?" (Black people reaction)"Oh, you hoop? football or track?"
White college athlete:	.....
Black college athlete:	"thats the only way they can get in college" "you're only here cus' you can dribble a ball"
White people & rock music:	normal
Black people & rock music:	"you like this music?" (Black people reaction) "you listen to white people shit?"<---Even though Black people were some of the earliest pioneers of Rock-n-Roll
White ex-con:	processes application "This is America we believe in second chances"
Black ex-con:	Application meet mister trash can
White homophobia:	tolerable
Black homophobia:	"you guys have always hated gays" "you know thats like slavery"
White in the mall:	no need to follow them
Black in the mall:	lets play follow the black ma- I mean, leader
White with bad grammar:	no big deal
Black with bad grammar:	crucified
White & tatted up:	body art
Black & tatted up:	thug/gangsta
White drug addicts:	rehab
Black drug addicts:	jail
Movies about the world ending:	White man saves the day
Movies about the world ending:	about 4billion Asians & around 2 billions Blacks seemingly disappear....
White actors:	kings, witches, aliens, warlocks, lawyers, superheroes, teachers, etc.
Black actors:	slaves, gangsta, slaves, drug addicts, slaves, poor people.
White woman angry:	Justifiable and a lil'bitchy at the most
Black woman angry:	Could have had the most shit filled and fucked up day and will always be The Angry Black Woman